Sunday, January 9, 2011


I was handed a yummy bag of Dove promises today. I know I have posted something similar to this before, but every time I get these (which isn't very often) I get giddy as if it's the first time I've ever had them and thought of this idea.

Today, I have officially decided that after reading each one I will add the term of endearment FATTY. It's like adding the phrase "in bed" after reading your fortune cookie. For example:

Savor the now, Fatty!

Live your life with an attitude of gratitude, Fatty.

And my personal favorite...
Learn to let go, Fatty.

No offense to Roberta, Carmella, and Erin who submitted these wonderful sayings. I just feel it would be better if they called me fatty and inspired me NOT to eat so many.


Jeff said...


Rowell Reviews said...

I can see far, far into the future and I can tell this will become a time honored tradition. Such as adding "in bed" after reading your fortune cookie, people will now add "fatty" to their Dove promises. At least I will!

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~ Noelle said...

lol, but they are SO GOOD

peejay said...

this is why you are my favorite, deanna.