ALBERTA GOALS

Fort McMurray, AB:

I see this everywhere around me:

(snow)

And most cars look like this:

(the awesome mud stripe)

My goals while here:

1. Take up curling or ice fishing.

2. Find out if they call it "our" bacon or "our" dry gingerale.

3. Add eh to at least 3 sentences per week.

4. HOCKEY

5. Get an awesomely tacky souvenir with a maple leaf on it to take home (hopefully an article of clothing).