Wednesday, December 29, 2010


I recently went to a bridal shower and what is the best thing about going to one of these parties? Watching the bride-to-be open kitchen gadget gifts, playing paper games printed off the web, or eating the mini eclairs? None of those (even though I do love mini eclairs).

It's listening to the 70 year old grandmas talk dirty and give presents full of sexy lingerie and chocolate body fondue. Maybe it's because they have been married for 50 years and have rights to give advice or just because the younger kids are embarrassed to go to the store and purchase these items, but these ladies just crack me up!

Quick solution: shop online and loosen up a bit. I'm not saying you have to sit around and talk dirty...just don't freak out when your house slippers pressie gets placed under a candy bra or something. Here's a place where you can do just that:

Sex toys - EdenFantasys adult toys store

**PS don't open any of these links at work, in front of your parents, or on your iphone at church to avoid some potentially awkward situations**


JENNY said...

Grandma is the BEST gift giver! ha ha hah ah ha

Jeff said...

I've never been to a bridal shower, but I'm pretty sure mini eclairs would be the best part.

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