GYM MEMBERSHIP

I walked in to a local gym this afternoon to find out about signing up for a membership. I walked up the counter and kinda embarrassed myself:

ME: I want to find out about starting a relationship.

ME: Wait, what?! MEMBERSHIP. I meant membership.

Awkward stare from gym employee.

Strange comment from really old lady telling me I might be in the wrong place.

ME laughing: I don't know where that word came from.

Other people at counter trying not to laugh.

Let's just say I went back the next day to sign up.