DOVE NOTES

I don't understand why little, square (super delicious) Dove chocolate candies come with inspiring messages on the inside of the wrapper. To save Americans from struggling with obesity, I think they should write things like:

"Maybe you should ease up on the candy, fatty"
"Be a lady, put it down"
"Step way from the chocolate"
"You're probably gonna have to run a few extra miles after eating these"
"If this chocolate doesn't make your face break out maybe the guilt from eating the WHOLE BAG will"

Just a thought.