PROFILING

I have heard many people complain to me about others "racial profiling" them though the years. And all I can think in my head when they are talking is 'Oprah is a minority, and look at her rockin it!' People are people and life is tough for all of us. Get over yourself. Life can be SO awesome, but you have to want it and make it that way.

I think Ben Folds had it right when he sang:

Ya'll don't know what's it like
being male, middle-class, and white.

Yeah...feel my white girl pain. Sham on.

PARK ELSEWHERE

Am I a bad person if I want to have a handful of copies of this sign with me at all times to hand out (especially during early morning school drop-offs)? Seriously, people, a small walk might actually do you some good.

TWENTY FIVE CENTS

If you love Lady Antebellum like I do, you can snag their Own the Night album right now for only $.25. Yeah...the WHOLE album. Each song is regularly 99 cents each so this is a good deal.

Click here to buy it before the price changes.

also you can get Coldplay's

Mylo Xyloto

album for only $.25 here.

MARCH 9 MOVIES

I haven't seen a good movie for a bit. This weekend there are 2 movies coming to theaters I was lucky to get passes to see.

#1 JOHN CARTER (rated PG13)

Website and Mobile site: disney.com/johncarter

Like on Facebook: facebook.com/JohnCarterMovie

Follow on Twitter: twitter.com/DisneyPictures

“John Carter” is based on Edgar Rice Burroughs’ first novel, “A Princess of Mars.” An American writer, Burroughs was born in Chicago and is best known for writing and creating “Tarzan”—still one of the most successful and iconic fictional creations of all time.

Lake Powell, Utah, was used as the location for the River of Iss in the film. Let's hear it for UTAH...woot! woot!

John Carter (Taylor Kitsch), who is inexplicably transported to mysterious and exotic planet Mars, becomes embroiled in a conflict of epic proportions and discovers that the survival of the planet and its people rests in his hands. 

This is a Disney movie, but probably not one that the littlest kiddies should see. No bad language, a little bit of violence, and lots of cool costumes. The film was very entertaining and should be on your see it list.

#2 FRIENDS WITH KIDS (not rated yet)

official trailor: www.friendswithkids.com

Like on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/FriendsWithKidsMovie

Two best friends decide to have a child together while keeping their relationship platonic, so they can avoid the toll kids can take on romantic relationships. Nothing proves as simple as they'd hoped. Having kids proves to be the crucible through which all of these friends’ lives are forever changed – in different ways.

This film has a good cast and is funny (Adam Scott, Jennifer Westfeldt, Jon Hamm, Kristen Wiig, Maya Rudolph, Megan Fox, and Edward Burns), but be careful if your ears are sensitive to strong language.

QUARTER COLLECTION

A very nice kid at the library helped me with my photo copies the other day. Once he found out I'm from the states, he asked if I would mind trading one of my quarters for a Canadian quarter. It's not the best trade (currency rate wise), but he told me he only needs a few more to complete his collection of all 50 states and I'm a sucker for people with funny accents. I pulled out my change, but he already had the coins I had in my possession. So I told him it was my goal to get him those quarters.

I mean, he was nice, and his hair and stylish outfits reminded me of the old House Party movies starring Kid n Play.

This is where I'm asking for help. It's a little bit hard for me to search through quarters when I'm handling foreign monies. So I'm wondering if any of you out there want to help me with this small act of kindness by pulling out your change jars.

I am looking for 5 quarters from Minnesota, Pennsylvania, Alaska, Idaho, and Illinois. 

I'd be more than happy to pay you back when I return to the states and cover shipping costs.

WINTER PLAY

**Don't mind the messy hair and creepy hood...it's cold out here**

When water freezes in Canada, what's a town to do besides put together a festival and call it Winter Play. Really, we were walking on the frozen Snye.

Our day of fun was full of ice sculptures

a snow maze

a few ice slides

And our favorite spot of the day...

the warm up tent.

There were also rumors of other events like curling, concerts, hockey, and sled dog rides throughout the festival. Canada rocks.

NEVERMORE

Edgar Allan Poe got it right when he described the raven as a "grim, ungainly, ghastly, gaunt, and ominous bird of yore."
I've yet to hear one say "nevermore," but they sure do make the creepiest sounds as they roam the streets and rummage through garbage.

I'm not sure if these photos do them justice, but believe me, they are freaking HUGE. 
In fact, I think I'd be 

more afraid of one of these guys than a dingo eating your baby!

"Be that word our sign of parting, bird or fiend!" I shrieked, upstarting —
"Get thee back into the tempest and the Night's Plutonian shore!
Leave no black plume as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken!
Leave my loneliness unbroken! – quit the bust above my door!
Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!"
            Quoth the Raven "Nevermore."

And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming.

THINKING POSITIVE

I wouldn't say waking up to -25 degrees C with wind chill is my favorite thing, but it gives me an excuse to wear my cute mittens.

FAMILY FEUD FAST MONEY

It's funny to see what people say under pressure. For that reason, I like to watch Family Feud when I workout. Even if it means giggling on the stair stepper and getting looks from others around me.

*Question #3 on the fast money round was: give a woman's name that starts with D. Sad to say my name got ZERO points.

*Question #1 was name a place you'd hope to never find out your child had pierced.

*The final question was: name a job that's dirty but somebody's got to do it.

BABY OLIE TALK

I'm not a fan of baby talk when speaking to small children.

For that reason I cannot stand a certain television show that is loved at this house.

Does it make me a bad person to want to punch the creators of Rolie Polie Olie.

SNOW ANGEL

Alexandra helped me make my first Canadian snow angel today.

What's next to do besides warm our buns up by the fire, eh?

NORTHERN LIGHTS

Phish might have had a better song if they'd seen these northern lights. #welcomethisisafarmhouse

SO AMAZING! Thank you, Canada, for making my night awesome.

Photo sourceTravelpod

RUSH DELIVERY

There were only 10 people on my flight and they managed to lose my bag.

With over 12 (less than 1 hour) flights a day from Edmonton to Fort Mcmurray, you'd think it wouldn't take 3 days for me to get my baggage.

Thanks for the "rush" delivery Air Canada.

LATE

Even though The Vow movie plot was too utterly slow for me, it helped come to a realization. I HATE BEING LATE TO A SHOWING AT THE MOVIE THEATER. Am I the only one? If we're gonna miss the first 10 minutes, I'd rather wait to see the show or catch another on a different screen.

CAKE POPS

I'm cool. I'm trendy. I cake pop.

GOD HAS A SENSE OF HUMOR

It all started with that dang girl at Victoria's Secret. 

She was standing behind me in line and asked about a coupon I had in my hand for free panties. I wanted to just give her my coupon for some reason, but then remembered I had a text coupon on my cell for buy one get one free. I told her about it and she gave me her digits so I could forward it to her. I left the store.

If someone shared a code with me, I would text them back and say thanks. I received no text. This was bugging me all night that she seemed so ungrateful.

ALL I WANTED WAS A THANK YOU TEXT. Is that too much to ask.

So I decided to pray to appreciate things more.

Then people started cutting me off, bumping into me in stores and not apologizing or saying a simple 'excuse me', and just plain annoying me.

So I prayed again and asked

WHY ARE YOU PUTTING THESE ANNOYING PEOPLE IN MY LIFE WHEN I'M TRYING TO BE MORE APPRECIATIVE OF OTHERS? WHY?!

And then it hit me. I'm pretty sure God has a sense of humor. He answers our prayers...just maybe not the way we expect it. I don't want all of these rude people to cross my path, but it helps me appreciate it more when people are polite. Thanks.

LESSON LEARNED.

I should've learned from a previous experience when I prayed for patience.

PEANUT BUTTER PIE

You don't have to wait until 3.14 for another pi party to eat this peanut butter pie.

It's super easy and delicious...just a few ingredients and even fewer steps.

You can buy a pie crust (that's my fave option) but for those of you who like to make everything from scratch you can make your crust this way:

• 25 whole Oreos OR 1 box graham crackers (choose your crust...don't use both)
• 4 Tablespoons Butter, Melted

Crush the Oreos/graham crackers until they’re fine crumbs. Pour melted butter over the top and stir with a fork to combine. Press into pie pan and bake at 350 degrees for 5 to 7 minutes, or until set.

Remove from oven and allow to cool completely.

Filling:

• 1 cup Creamy Peanut Butter
• 1 package (8 Ounce) Softened Cream Cheese
• 1-1/4 cup Powdered Sugar
• 1 package (8 Ounce) Cool Whip, Thawed

Beat the peanut butter with the cream cheese until smooth. Add powdered sugar and beat until smooth. Add in the Cool Whip and beat mixture until smooth, scraping the sides as needed.

Pour filling into crust, evening out the top with a knife or spatula. Chill for at least 1 hour before serving.

 This is my entry for the AEG picture perfect pie competition!  You can enter too at Being Frugal and Making it Work

YEAR OF THE DRAGON

Thank you Chinese New Year for an excuse to eat fried rice today.

SAFE WINTER DRIVING

As I was driving up Provo Canyon to the Sundance Film Festival last Saturday, Old Man Winter was working in full force. The snow was falling, visibility was diminishing, and the roads were quickly icing over. Never fear...I made it up safely (maybe with the help of a few prayers and in time to hang with the hottest celebs), but I saw numerous cars around me both north and south bound sliding off the road.

On the trip back home through Parley's canyon, winter storm warnings were in effect and drivers were advised to use caution if traveling. We made it down at a mighty speed of 25mph, while big trucks and so-called 4 wheel drive vehicles blew past us. I later saw many of those cars covered in snow banks and I even saw a Jeep on its side off the highway. I'm not gonna lie, I pictured myself sleeping in an ice cave a few times and was worried I didn't have a winter car safety kit in the trunk. But then I snapped out of it.

If you haven't seen this video of cars sliding and crashing on just one street in Bountiful, UT, that same day, you should check it out:


So now that the winter weather is finally here (the snow gods have heard your pleadings snowboarders/skiers), it's time to talk about safe driving tips. Because the way you drive not only affects your trip, but the trips of those around you.

On the Esurance Blog, I found some good driving tips that I thought I should share. It addresses the topics of ice/snow/hail, rain, floods, avoiding deer, and safe driving to get you to your destination (hopefully) without any problems.

On the post there is a list of items you should keep in your car in the winter. They call it a winter car kit and it includes:
1. A small bag of sand or cat litter to use under your tires for traction
2. A shovel to clear snow from around your tires
3. Tire chains or cables
4. A large flashlight and batteries
5. A blanket or sleeping bag (several if there are more than one or two people in the car)
6. Waterproof matches and votive candles with stable bases
7. Non-perishable food items (like high-energy protein bars, trail mixes with nuts, and raisins)
8. A coffee can, which can be used to melt snow for water if help is a really long time away


In addition to those items, you should carry the following items in your car year-round:
1. A first aid kit
2. A properly inflated spare tire
3. Jumper cables, signal flares, and other car emergency items


Don't worry, if you don't have those things in your car like me, you can buy pre-packaged roadside emergency kits with most of those items at the store.


Stormy weather happens EVERY year in Utah, so check out the post and let's be ready for it by driving safely.

I wrote this blog post while participating in the SocialMoms and Esurance blogging program for 8,000 My SocialMoms Rewards Points. For more information on how you can participate, click here.

SUNDANCE 2012

It's that time of the year again...time for the Sundance Film Festival in Park City, UT.

Utah's annual little Hollywood event.

 There's plenty of parties to try to get in

cool schwag every where you go

Famous people walking down the street and celebrity gawkers

oh...and films to watch & producers to meet

UGG...THIS FASHION TREND MUST DIE

I've mentioned this before, but why do girls insist on wearing pajamas with slippers or sweat pants with UGGs to the store?! It doesn't matter if the pants cost you $50 and say something pink across the butt, it looks bad. I guess they forgot to tell you in the catalog that those clothes are meant to be worn at home NOT in public.

Seriously, please help stop this tacky trend.

EASY CANVAS PRINTS GIVEAWAY -- CLOSED

I'm kinda obsessed with canvas lately. Not shoes or tote bags (although those are cool), but prints. Some of you may know I like to travel a little bit and I like to take photos. So I recently ordered some photos on canvas of my favorite spots (this one is Prague) to decorate my walls. I'm swooning. I have only printed one so far from the company Easy Canvas Prints, but don't worry another is on it's way!  It was easy to create and the canvas was delivered to my house super fast.

The color quality is fantastic

Nice wrapped edges (you can choose from several border and thickness options)

You can choose to have it made with a wall hanger on back or with a stand (depending on whether you want to hang it on the wall or stand it on flat surfaces like desks or shelves)

You can also easily turn your typography, drawings, or digital artwork into canvas prints with step by step instructions and help from the site's design idea gallery.

If you go to the Easy Canvas Prints Facebook page and like them, you can get 50% off and free shipping on your order!

Anyone interested in winning a professional-quality canvas of your  own?! The nice folks at Easy Canvas Prints have offered to give away an 8X10 to one awesome blog reader! 

Just use the rafflecopter form below to enter. (Feel free to do as many entries as you like, but the more you do the more chances you get to win.)

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RESOLUTIONS

I'm not the best at sending out holiday cards to friends. I either send them too late or too early just to avoid being late. 

Two years ago I sent Valentine's Day cards, last year I sent Thanksgiving notes, and this year I had to adjust the prewritten wording a little and inform the recipients it wasn't a Christmas card but rather a New Year card with the resolution not to procrastinate anymore.

It's the thought that counts, right?!

GET SOME

You can bet if I need some guns or ammo in the near future, I'm for sure going to buy it from this place:

Get some!

WHEN YOU'RE A CELEBRITY

It seems as if celebrities marrying/dating celebrities doesn't really work out. So maybe you hollywood hunks should take me out on a date. Just a suggestion...

THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO HoHoHo....

The holidays are over and the cheer is pretty much gone. It might be due to the long lines at the retail stores, people cutting you off to steal your parking spot, or places being sold out of the ONLY thing your special someone wants because you waited too long to buy it.

So I thought I'd share a few little treasures to brighten your spirits I noticed this holiday that added a chuckle to my season.

The very Cornhole Christmas at the festival of trees

The all too often seen shopping cart (exposed hairy butt crack) lean

Angry kitty in his santa shirt

And this one I saw on the customer service counter at a bookstore. Really?! This book has been red flagged...hope it doesn't end up in anyone's stocking.