Sunday, November 1, 2009


I tried to find the local Mormon church in Madison this morning. After driving to a couple different meeting houses and finding the parking lots empty and doors locked, it was ruled that church was cancelled for the Vikings vs Packers game today. What else could be the reason?! Mr. Favre playing is a big deal here, dontcha know.

So I went to the house and watched it. I came to the conclusion that I need a football-playing boyfriend. He can walk around the house wearing those uniform pants. And to make him feel comfortable in it, I would good game every time he does something cool. We could even drink gatorade for every meal. I'm willing to make this work.