WHAT A MAN WANTS TO HEAR

I got this link in an email today. It is supposedly the 5 top things a guy loves to hear on a date. I don't buy it. (click top 5 things...to see real article.)
Here's what I think it should be:
1. Here's the remote. We can watch tv as long as you want.
2. I made you this sandwich.
3. More sports? Yes, please.
4. Of course I'm in the mood!
5. No, I don't mind that you stick your hand down your pants then hold my hand.

And the 5 he doesn't want to hear on a date:
1. I once dated this guy who...
2. If WE get married...
3. Wanna meet my _____(insert ANY member of your family here)?
4. No, I'm NOT in the mood right now.
5. Let's just talk.