I LIKE MEN WITH NICE MUSCLES

It's late and this might seem inappropriate, but here it goes.

 Olympic and more handsomely (go with it) Olympic athlete Ryan Lochte fever has been abounding on my internet news sites.  His name, photo, and super charming smile* are all over the place. 

Sure, I'd love to eat ice cream off his incredible abs, but I don't personally know the guy.**

 This brings me to my main point...why the heck do I NOT know guys like this?!

I like men with nice muscles.

If you know any or are one, please contact me for a lunch date.***

I guess that's my post about the London Olympics.
Congratulations Team USA!

*sans grill.

**I promise I'm not as creepy as this post might make me sound.

***or possibly some ice cream.