I walked in to a local gym this afternoon to find out about signing up for a membership. I walked up the counter and kinda embarrassed myself:
ME: I want to find out about starting a relationship.
ME: Wait, what?! MEMBERSHIP. I meant membership.
Awkward stare from gym employee.
Strange comment from really old lady telling me I might be in the wrong place.
ME laughing: I don't know where that word came from.
Other people at counter trying not to laugh.
Let's just say I went back the next day to sign up.