Thursday, August 13, 2009

SMACK BOTTOMS



I was thinking of inventing a game that teaches children good morals and builds character. You know, one that wouldn't contribute to "wasting their time" and will make them good members of society.
I've got it! Maybe I can put up two life-size twistable torsos and have them spank the booty as a music video starring Britney Spears plays in the background. I'll include in-depth instructions on how to twist and slap just the right way. That's it! And I will call it Smack Bottoms!
Was that thought really going through someones head as this console was designed?!

7 comments:

Laurie said...

wow

Jeff said...

I invented that game. That's exactly what I was thinking when I made it.

Bridget "Fun" Lynott said...

You have to be kidding me.

Steve said...

Wow. I take it some crazy Brit thought that one up . . .

Cal said...

I'm not down with this game.

kara strate said...

Did you just see these kids randomly?? haha. I mean, that's not funny.

Turpin's said...

Haha you freakin kill me! You always come up with great ideas! So I never got to see you and I'm not too happy about that! We are moving back to Boise on Friday but there is a HIGH chance that we will be back in December or January, we will keep ya posted!

P.S. I totally ran into Holly the other day and I didn't know 1) she was married 2) she has a baby!! Holy crazy huh!!!