Thursday, January 15, 2009

MY FACE IS BROKEN...AGAIN

So my face is broken...again...but not as bad as it has been before. I experienced new things this time. I saw lots of doctors who didn't know what was wrong...(I think I should be a doctor. I've practiced my lines, "Let me have a look here and see what we can do. Well, I don't know what it is; that's the first time I've ever seen something like this. I'll prescribe you a medicine and refer you to another doctor. Ok. Pay the bill on the way out. Get better. Thanks.")

I'll post more details as they come but get ready for some gnarly photos as soon as it gets better. You bet I'll share those gems with you!

On the plus side, how much do you think the botox to get my lips this size would run on the street? I just saved myself a lot of money.

PS NO, those are not directions on how to get to the I-15 drawn on my face by the doctor. Thanks Rendon.

**I can't eat anything so chocolate won't help, but feel free to send gifts of flowers, digital cameras, or laptops to cheer my spirits through all this**
xoxoxo

13 comments:

Ash-face and J-pants said...

Wait, what is wrong with your chin?

Steve said...

How on earth did you break your face?

Laurie said...

fine times too, huh? get well soon!

Shauna said...

KILL THE BEAST!!!

Britt said...

sad :( i hope someone can figure it out!!

Deno'N'Mo said...

I am so lost...what happened?

Bridget "Fun" Lynott said...

OH MY GOSH! Honey!!! Is there anything I can do for you? Ohhh sad!!! You let me know if there is anything!

Chip N Dale Dancers maybe? I don't think that they judge!

Get better soon!

Big Heart,
Me

Jaimee said...

I'm so confused!! I just saw you last weekend and you looked perfect!! What's going on?? Did you hurt it somehow?? Did you just wake up that way one morning and say hey...how beautiful is this?? Well anyway you are always beautiful no matter what-I know I'm far away but tell me if there's anything you need and I'll ship it to you ;) hehehe

Anonymous said...

i want to kiss you a hundred times no matter what size your lips are.....

DB

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Callie said...

Whaa! I feel so out of the loop and yet I read every post of your blog! How is this possible?! I hope everything is okay. Keep your public posted!!

Kenn and Natalie said...

So, where are the gnarly pics?

lauren said...

Yerr disgusting.