Sunday, April 27, 2008

JOB OFFER

Hypothetically, if you received a call from Switzerland at 7:30 AM on a Sunday morning offering you this job for 6 months working with a 4.5 year old trilingual genius child, would you take it?

a. Availability Monday to Friday
b. Weekly work expected 30-40 hours
c. Driving Child to school, lessons and other appointments or activities
d. Preparing daily meals for Child.
e. Laundry for Child.
f. General tidying-up of Child's bedroom, toilet & bathroom, and play-room.
g. Baby-sitting one evening per week and one weekend per month.
i. Additional baby-sitting subject to standard hourly wage
h. Preparing and cooking one family meal, per day.
i. Keeping the kitchen clean
j. Light household grocery shopping as required
k. Keeping the rules of the house and setting a good example.
l. Treating the family members and all their property, with dignity, respect & care

with these perks:

a. A monthly pocket money payable at the 28th of each month
b. Studio apartment provided by the employer
c. French lessons (maximum of 30% paid by employer)
d. Food (monthly) and selected household essentials
e. Vehicle provided for child transport
f. Mobile phone with prepaid card for work-related calls
g. 50% of total cost of return Airline ticket
h. 2 paid days off per month
i. Health, Accident and Damage Insurance paid by employer

14 comments:

lauren said...

Still no. You shouldn't.

Britt said...

sounds like such an awesome adventure! do it!

Anonymous said...

WHY ARE YOU STILL EVEN HERE?!?!?!?! GO. PERIOD.

Unknown said...

I dunno . . . some of those rules sound kind of iffy to me.

Jaimee said...

Does all that include not seeing your friends for that period of time??:(:( But I guess if you want money and a stupid trip to Switzerland I guess you should go... Geesh those things don't mean much right!!! Oh and to be able to learn French, Nah dumb idea!!! I love you.. BTW the scripture you gave me was PERFECT thank you!

Anonymous said...

Go. Seriously. That would so amazing.

Shauna said...

Stay. . .stay. .Please stay. We would miss Auntie Nana!

Shauna said...

Heck NO! Don't GO! :) WE'll miss you toooo much!

Shauna said...

Heck NO! Don't GO! :) WE'll miss you toooo much!

Shauna said...

I suppose by now you know how I feel. :)

Shauna said...

well? well? have you decided?

Jaimee said...

LOL hysterically!!! Me too we want to know what the verdict is..Tell, tell!!!

Deanna said...

Do not start calling me Swiss miss...

StarlightGospel & Cory Mon said...

yes.