PRUNE YOGURT

Good idea: Purchase the Activia prune flavored yogurt (it really tastes delicious).

Not so good idea: Eat the entire thing in one day.

OH MAN!

¡VáMONOS ALEXANDRA!

I'm pretty sure if it was discovered that Dora the Explorer had an Asian looking twin sister, it would be this girl!

¡Vámonos Alexandra!

HAPPY ENDING?

Dear Eric Church,

You might want to rethink your tactic to get people to vote for you. Yes, this is the home page on his site.

Help Eric Church have a Happy Ending at the ACM Awards...Really?! Yeah GROSS.
Thanks

If any of you want to download 6 free songs on iTunes from People magazines country playlist, you can get it here. There are songs from Eric Church, The Band Perry, Easton Corbin, Steel Magnolia, Randy Houser, and The JaneDear Girls. Enjoy. Hope it makes you happy.

ALBERTA GOALS

Fort McMurray, AB:

I see this everywhere around me:

(snow)

And most cars look like this:

(the awesome mud stripe)

My goals while here:

1. Take up curling or ice fishing.

2. Find out if they call it "our" bacon or "our" dry gingerale.

3. Add eh to at least 3 sentences per week.

4. HOCKEY

5. Get an awesomely tacky souvenir with a maple leaf on it to take home (hopefully an article of clothing).

zzzSNORINGzzz

I'm pretty sure snoring is a deal breaker for me. There isn't a sound I hate more than hearing someone snoring away. We are told "love endureth all things" but I'm not so sure it should have to endure that. A little drool is fine, but snoring?! Maybe that's why I'm not married...I dunno.

C eh N eh D eh

I have been at home in Utah (minus a few little trips here and there) for 7 months straight. I know...I'm ready for a new adventure. So I'm leaving. Tomorrow. I haven't visited Alberta Canada yet. Maybe I'll take up curling while I'm there, eh?

GREEN EGGS & HAM

I've never had green eggs and ham...

until today.
Deanna I am.
Served with real leprechauns to boot.

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

OKAY! POST OFFICE

I sometimes wonder if post offices purposely hire people who have both an IQ and personality less than that of a postage stamp. I nicely asked why my letter with 

326 00 Plzen vs Plzen 326 00 (city and country code)

would be returned. All she could say to me was, "Okay. Okay. Okay..."

THANKS EASTER BUNNY

I dare say Easter is the holiday with the best candy.

God bless the sweet folks at Cadbury and their various types of delicious chocolate eggs (and to the Easter Bunny...thanking you in advance).

G T (N) L

I found an old VHS tape (some of you will know what that is) and after doing all 5 routines in 1 day, I am pretty sure I worked out with the 80's version of the Jersey Shore guy.

Gym, tan, NEON LEOTARDS?!

#WINNING

List of winners I can think of today:
me
Charlie Sheen
Jimmer
oh and this gal

Sarah Lynne

(comment #15 for the YourNovel.com giveaway)

THIS IS WHY I DO NOT WATCH TV...

Because I have been dreaming I am a contestant on The Bachelor for the last 4 nights.

                                                                              Bob DAmico/ ABC

Come on Brad, gimme that rose!

INDIA ANYONE?

Maybe if you get bored, you can vote for me to win a trip to India here. It's a trip for 2 so maybe I'll take YOU if I win... Please? Pretty please? It's easy...